{"id":104292,"date":"2025-01-16T23:32:18","date_gmt":"2025-01-16T23:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-17\/"},"modified":"2025-01-16T23:32:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-16T23:32:18","slug":"bancul-zilei-gds-ro-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-17\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Costel \u00ee\u0219i duce ma\u0219ina la mecanic.Domnule mecanic, e grav?Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 zic? Dac\u0103 ar fi un cal, v-a\u0219 spune s\u0103-l \u00eempu\u0219ca\u0163i. Un mecanic auto ajunge \u00een cer \u0219i i se pl\u00e2nge Sf\u00e2ntului Petru:\u2013 Cum se poate s\u0103 mor la 38 de ani?\u2013 Uite, noi am adunat toate orele de manoper\u0103 de pe chitan\u0163eleeliberate de tine \u0219i reiese c\u0103 ai 90 de ani. Bun\u0103 ziua! A\u015f vrea s\u0103 cump\u0103r un cadou pentru iubitul meu. E t\u00e2n\u0103r?- Nu prea. E frumos?- Oarecum. Elegant?- Nimic deosebit. Cult?- Pu\u0163in. Atunci sfatul meu e s\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u0163i cadou pentru altcineva.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gds.ro\/bancuri\/2025-01-17\/bancul-zilei-2570\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"feedzy-rss-link-icon\">Read More<\/a><br \/>\nCategorie: Bancuri, Bancul zilei\u00a0<br \/>\nSursa: GAZETA de SUD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Costel \u00ee\u0219i duce ma\u0219ina la mecanic.Domnule mecanic, e grav?Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 zic? Dac\u0103 ar fi un cal, v-a\u0219 spune s\u0103-l \u00eempu\u0219ca\u0163i. Un mecanic auto ajunge \u00een cer \u0219i i se pl\u00e2nge Sf\u00e2ntului Petru:\u2013 Cum se poate s\u0103 mor la 38 de ani?\u2013 Uite, noi am adunat toate orele de manoper\u0103 de pe chitan\u0163eleeliberate de tine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":71084,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-stiri-gazetadesud"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-17\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Costel \u00ee\u0219i duce ma\u0219ina la mecanic.Domnule mecanic, e grav?Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 zic? 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