{"id":71083,"date":"2024-12-15T22:30:58","date_gmt":"2024-12-15T22:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/stiri-si-noutati\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/"},"modified":"2024-12-15T22:30:58","modified_gmt":"2024-12-15T22:30:58","slug":"bancul-zilei-gds-ro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un rom\u00e2n \u00eentreab\u0103 la Radio Erevan: Ce este acela wisky? Wisky este o b\u0103utur\u0103 alcoolic\u0103 renumit\u0103, pe care o bea clasa muncitoare prin reprezentan\u0163ii \u015fi ale\u015fii s\u0103i. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: Copii, spune\u0163i cum aplica\u0163i voi \u00een familie directivele de partid pentru economisirea energiei electrice. Popescu! La noi acas\u0103, mama pune m\u00e2ncarea afar\u0103 pe balcon \u015fi nu mai folose\u015fte frigiderul. Bravo, Ionescu! Eu c\u00e2nd vin acas\u0103 de la \u015fcoal\u0103, nu mai ies s\u0103 m\u0103 joc, ci \u00eemi fac lec\u0163iile imediat, a\u015fa c\u0103 seara nu mai aprindem lumina. Bravo! \u015ei eu, \u015fi eu tovar\u0103\u015fa! Spune, Bul\u0103! Noi seara ne uit\u0103m la televizor la programul bulgarilor \u015fi a\u015fa consum\u0103m curentul lor. Trei b\u0103rba\u0163i vorbesc despre cadourile pe care le-au luat so\u0163iilor:Primul b\u0103rbat:\u2013 Cadoul meu ajunge la o suta \u00een 8 secunde. I-am luat un Porsche.Al doilea b\u0103rbat:\u2013 Ce i-am luat eu ajunge la o sut\u0103 \u00een cinci secunde. I-am luat un Ferrari.Al treilea b\u0103rbat:\u2013 Ce&hellip;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gds.ro\/bancuri\/2024-12-16\/bancul-zilei-2555\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"feedzy-rss-link-icon\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Categorie: Bancuri\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Sursa: GAZETA de SUD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un rom\u00e2n \u00eentreab\u0103 la Radio Erevan: Ce este acela wisky? Wisky este o b\u0103utur\u0103 alcoolic\u0103 renumit\u0103, pe care o bea clasa muncitoare prin reprezentan\u0163ii \u015fi ale\u015fii s\u0103i. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: Copii, spune\u0163i cum aplica\u0163i voi \u00een familie directivele de partid pentru economisirea energiei electrice. Popescu! La noi acas\u0103, mama pune m\u00e2ncarea afar\u0103 pe balcon \u015fi nu mai [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":71084,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-stiri-gazetadesud","category-stiri-si-noutati-generale"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Un rom\u00e2n \u00eentreab\u0103 la Radio Erevan: Ce este acela wisky? Wisky este o b\u0103utur\u0103 alcoolic\u0103 renumit\u0103, pe care o bea clasa muncitoare prin reprezentan\u0163ii \u015fi ale\u015fii s\u0103i. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: Copii, spune\u0163i cum aplica\u0163i voi \u00een familie directivele de partid pentru economisirea energiei electrice. Popescu! La noi acas\u0103, mama pune m\u00e2ncarea afar\u0103 pe balcon \u015fi nu mai [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"carpsilviuionut.ro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2024-12-15T22:30:58+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"970\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"487\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"\",\"@id\":\"\"},\"headline\":\"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro\",\"datePublished\":\"2024-12-15T22:30:58+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/\"},\"wordCount\":188,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg\",\"articleSection\":[\"\u0218tiri GazetaDeSud\",\"\u0218tiri \u0219i Nout\u0103\u021bi generale\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/\",\"name\":\"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg\",\"datePublished\":\"2024-12-15T22:30:58+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg\",\"width\":970,\"height\":487},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/\",\"name\":\"carpsilviuionut.ro\",\"description\":\"Blog Personal - AntiFakenews, Digitalizare, Civilizatii Antice\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro","og_description":"Un rom\u00e2n \u00eentreab\u0103 la Radio Erevan: Ce este acela wisky? Wisky este o b\u0103utur\u0103 alcoolic\u0103 renumit\u0103, pe care o bea clasa muncitoare prin reprezentan\u0163ii \u015fi ale\u015fii s\u0103i. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: Copii, spune\u0163i cum aplica\u0163i voi \u00een familie directivele de partid pentru economisirea energiei electrice. Popescu! La noi acas\u0103, mama pune m\u00e2ncarea afar\u0103 pe balcon \u015fi nu mai [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/","og_site_name":"carpsilviuionut.ro","article_published_time":"2024-12-15T22:30:58+00:00","og_image":[{"width":970,"height":487,"url":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/"},"author":{"name":"","@id":""},"headline":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro","datePublished":"2024-12-15T22:30:58+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/"},"wordCount":188,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg","articleSection":["\u0218tiri GazetaDeSud","\u0218tiri \u0219i Nout\u0103\u021bi generale"],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/","url":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/","name":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg","datePublished":"2024-12-15T22:30:58+00:00","author":{"@id":""},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-content\/uploads\/poza-bancul-zilei-4-KeyJe6.jpeg","width":970,"height":487},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/#website","url":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/","name":"carpsilviuionut.ro","description":"Blog Personal - AntiFakenews, Digitalizare, Civilizatii Antice","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71083\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}