{"id":73491,"date":"2024-12-17T23:32:48","date_gmt":"2024-12-17T23:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-3\/"},"modified":"2024-12-17T23:32:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-17T23:32:48","slug":"bancul-zilei-gds-ro-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tat\u0103, eu ce o s\u0103 m\u0103 fac c\u00e2nd voi fi mare? Te faci \u0219i tu colonel, ca tati t\u0103u. Dar tati, nu se poate s\u0103 m\u0103 fac general? Nu puiu\u0163, general nu se poate. De ce tati? P\u0103i \u0219tii, \u0219i generalul are un b\u0103iat. La cimitir, o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 opre\u0219te un t\u00e2n\u0103r: Tinere, unde este morm\u00e2ntul cu num\u0103rul 32? Nu \u0219tiu m\u0103icu\u0163\u0103, de ce ie\u0219i afar\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii s\u0103 te \u00eentorci! Doi moldoveni \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i stau pe o banc\u0103, \u00eentr-un parc.\u2013 M\u0103rie, vrei s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103t Ursa Mare?\u2013 M\u0103i, Ioane, aici, de fa\u0163\u0103 cu at\u00e2ta lume?\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gds.ro\/bancuri\/2024-12-18\/bancul-zilei-2556\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"feedzy-rss-link-icon\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Categorie: Bancuri, Bancul zilei\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Sursa: GAZETA de SUD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tat\u0103, eu ce o s\u0103 m\u0103 fac c\u00e2nd voi fi mare? Te faci \u0219i tu colonel, ca tati t\u0103u. Dar tati, nu se poate s\u0103 m\u0103 fac general? Nu puiu\u0163, general nu se poate. De ce tati? P\u0103i \u0219tii, \u0219i generalul are un b\u0103iat. La cimitir, o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 opre\u0219te un t\u00e2n\u0103r: Tinere, unde este morm\u00e2ntul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":71084,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-stiri-gazetadesud"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-3\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Tat\u0103, eu ce o s\u0103 m\u0103 fac c\u00e2nd voi fi mare? 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