{"id":78285,"date":"2024-12-22T22:30:48","date_gmt":"2024-12-22T22:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-6\/"},"modified":"2024-12-22T22:30:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-22T22:30:48","slug":"bancul-zilei-gds-ro-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un om s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fif\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.\u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci?, \u00eentreb\u0103 cel din Porsche.\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine! V\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea \u015feful se minun\u0103:\u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?!\u2013 Normal, suntem prieteni vechi.A doua zi trece un Ferari:\u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci?Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine.\u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?, \u00eentreb\u0103 \u015feful.\u2013 Normal, eu \u00eel \u015ftiu \u015fi pe Papa de la Roma. Enervat, \u015feful merge cu Gheorghe \u00eenVatican, \u015feful st\u0103 \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eel vede ie\u015find pe Pap\u0103 \u015fi pe Gheorge d\u00e2nd m\u00e2na.\u015eeful le\u015fin\u0103. Gheorghe se duce \u00eel treze\u015fte \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:E\u015fti bine, \u015fefule?\u2013 Da, doar c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd ai dat m\u00e2na cu Papa, prin spatele t\u0103u au&hellip;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gds.ro\/bancuri\/2024-12-23\/bancul-zilei-2559\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"feedzy-rss-link-icon\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Categorie: Bancuri, Bancul zilei\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Sursa: GAZETA de SUD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un om s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fif\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.\u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci?, \u00eentreb\u0103 cel din Porsche.\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine! V\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea \u015feful se minun\u0103:\u2013 Gheorghe, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?!\u2013 Normal, suntem prieteni vechi.A doua zi trece [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":71084,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-stiri-gazetadesud"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-6\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Un om s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fif\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.\u2013 Salut Gheorghe, ce mai faci?, \u00eentreb\u0103 cel din Porsche.\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine! 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