{"id":83612,"date":"2024-12-29T22:31:24","date_gmt":"2024-12-29T22:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-8\/"},"modified":"2024-12-29T22:31:24","modified_gmt":"2024-12-29T22:31:24","slug":"bancul-zilei-gds-ro-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancul zilei @ gds.ro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ni\u0219te copii de \u0219coal\u0103 primar\u0103 mergeau cu autocarul la Gradina Zoologic\u0103.Unul dintre ei zice:\u2013 Dac\u0103 tata era un leu \u0219i mama un leu eu a\u0219 fi fost un leu mai mic. Dac\u0103 mama era elefant \u0219i tata elefant eu a\u0219 fi fost un elefant mai mic\u2026 \u0219i tot a\u0219a, a zis toate animalele de la Gradina Zoologic\u0103.Soferul plin de nervi \u00eei zice copilului:\u2013 M\u0103, dac\u0103 mama ta era o nebun\u0103 \u0219i tata un be\u0163iv, tu ce erai?La care copilul:\u2013 \u0218ofer de autobuz. \u2013 Imi aduc aminte c\u0103 prin anii \u201970 am fost luat prizonier\u2026 povestea un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel nepotului s\u0103u.\u2013 Da\u2019 ce, bunicule, pe atunci eram in razboi?! \u00eentreb\u0103 nepotul, mirat.\u2013 Nu, b\u0103iete\u2026 r\u0103spunse bunicul. Atunci m-am c\u0103s\u0103torit cu bunic\u0103-ta!\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gds.ro\/bancuri\/2024-12-30\/bancul-zilei-2561\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"feedzy-rss-link-icon\">Read More<\/a><br \/>\nCategorie: Bancuri, Bancul zilei\u00a0<br \/>\nSursa: GAZETA de SUD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ni\u0219te copii de \u0219coal\u0103 primar\u0103 mergeau cu autocarul la Gradina Zoologic\u0103.Unul dintre ei zice:\u2013 Dac\u0103 tata era un leu \u0219i mama un leu eu a\u0219 fi fost un leu mai mic. 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