{"id":93715,"date":"2025-01-08T22:30:39","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T22:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-11\/"},"modified":"2025-01-08T22:30:39","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T22:30:39","slug":"bancul-zilei-gds-ro-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ast\u0103-var\u0103, v\u0103d pe unul cu loz \u00een plic, povestea un pescar, bag m\u00e2na \u00een borcan \u015fi trag: 5.000 de lei. Mai trag: 10.000 de lei. Trag iar\u0103\u015fi: 50.000 de lei. Trag din nou\u2026 Ce dori\u0163i s\u0103 comanda\u0163i, domnilor?, \u00eel \u00eentrerupse osp\u0103tarul. P\u0103i, c\u00e2te cinci mici de c\u0103ciul\u0103 \u015fi dou\u0103 butelii de Murfatlar.Osp\u0103tarul pleac\u0103 s\u0103 aduc\u0103 ce i se comandase \u015fi pescarul nostru relu\u0103: Ei, \u0219i unde r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103m? Ai tras din nou \u0219i\u2026 Da, am tras din nou\u2026 \u015fi ce crede\u0163i? Un ditamai balaur de crap de vreo 12 kg. Cum?! Din borcan? Care borcan? Cum care borcan?\u2026 De la loz \u00een plic. Care loz \u00een plic, m\u0103i, fra\u0163ilor? Lozul cu noroc! De 5.000 de lei, de 10.000 de lei, de 50.000 de lei. Care noroc, care lei? Ei uite, vezi?&hellip;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gds.ro\/bancuri\/2025-01-09\/bancul-zilei-2564\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"feedzy-rss-link-icon\">Read More<\/a><br \/>\nCategorie: Bancuri, Bancul zilei\u00a0<br \/>\nSursa: GAZETA de SUD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ast\u0103-var\u0103, v\u0103d pe unul cu loz \u00een plic, povestea un pescar, bag m\u00e2na \u00een borcan \u015fi trag: 5.000 de lei. Mai trag: 10.000 de lei. Trag iar\u0103\u015fi: 50.000 de lei. Trag din nou\u2026 Ce dori\u0163i s\u0103 comanda\u0163i, domnilor?, \u00eel \u00eentrerupse osp\u0103tarul. P\u0103i, c\u00e2te cinci mici de c\u0103ciul\u0103 \u015fi dou\u0103 butelii de Murfatlar.Osp\u0103tarul pleac\u0103 s\u0103 aduc\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":71084,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-stiri-gazetadesud"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/carpsilviuionut.ro\/articole\/stiri-si-noutati-generale\/stiri-gazetadesud\/bancul-zilei-gds-ro-11\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bancul Zilei @ gds.ro - carpsilviuionut.ro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ast\u0103-var\u0103, v\u0103d pe unul cu loz \u00een plic, povestea un pescar, bag m\u00e2na \u00een borcan \u015fi trag: 5.000 de lei. 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